Oh my God I am allergic to guinea pigs and every time I come back from APEC I am still sneezing and I always feel so exhausted idek. Fuck guinea pigs. Little balls of evil. Kevin is allergic too. He feels the pain of my plight.

I really want Ray Bans holy shit. And, like, all of AA's v-necks, hoodies and headbands. Oh, if only I were rich. My life would be so much easier.

I have to volunteer at the nursing home tomorrow and I might actually shoot myself. I have no idea what to do. Maria isn't back yet so I won't be working with her (though I am establishing the same schedule as her ha), but srsly. Oi.

So. Bamboozle '08! It was epic and we had a lot of fun, true fact. So let me tell you a story!

( Yeah okay, I'm the drummer too, buddy. )

In conclusion, because you probably didn't read all that, IT WAS EPIC.

Ohhh shit I dyed my hair black. It looks pretty awesome, if I do say so myself. Also, it's really soft. \o/

( Black haired giiirl~ )

Misty is so weirdly skinny now. Before we got steroids for her she didn't eat very much, and now I can see her spine and ribs and everything. D:

My dad called today after my mom went to get my brothers from camp, so I pick up and the first thing he says is, "Why are you so frustrating?" or something of the sort. Um, excuse me, what? He doesn't even says hello, just automatically jumps into bitching at me about math, French and guitar, cleaning, etc. UGH. I hadn't spoken to him all day, I really had no idea what the fuck he was on about until he cleared it up, and then I was just annoyed for most of the day. Whatever.

In fandom news, how awesome is the Disco being recently? Ryan and Brendon: cowboys of the gay west. Complete with multi-patterned headscarves! I don't know about the new songs, though. Not as bad as Tru Luv, obviously, but...did they eat the Hushies or something? :O DID RYAN ROSS EAT GRETA AND CHRIS?

Also, okay, feel free to punch me in the face for this shit, but I am so addicted to fucking Big Brother 8 now. But for real, these people are SUCH ASSHOLES. Which, obviously, but come on. RIDICULOUS. AND I STILL LOVE IT. This week should be good because Jessica, the cutest and most decent person in the house, is HoH, and Dick is already blowing up. Fun.

In conclusion: I would like to be the Doctor and make Ross my Companion. Preferably in the Firefly sense of the word, but...either works.

ETA: "I really don't know." Shouldn't Ryan have learned his own songs by now? Bitch, you had been playing that shit for a year and a half! Regardless, there is HANDPORN! I APPROVE. Ohh, Brendon's fingers. Ryan's freakishly hot, long fingers. \o/ The first half is also FOB being adorable, so I double approve.

Ryan Ross + Paris Hilton = my new OTP. He's so delightful.

TO PROVE THIS, LET ME SHOW YOU THE FOLLOWING:



Ahahahahahahah forever and ever.

UGH UGH LAURA GOT HER LIP PIERCED I AM SO JEALOUS. IT LOOKS GOOD AND I WANT ONE SO BAD. WHATEVER, PARENTS, FUCK YOU KINDLY. i would good with one guys, for real. HOSHIT WHERE IS MY LIPRING. >:O DDDDDDD:

not that she told me or anything, she just has a new picture on myspace. bleck. obv she texted everyone else, but whatever. mostly i am overcome with jealousy at her lipring.

i am also jealous of people who went to summerfest. tonight is my night of insane jealousy, i guess. SCREW YOU ALL. except i hope everyone had fun i heard there was much bandom incest stuff going on. i love my boys, man, but i still want a lipring. D: this would only be made better if i was at summerfest tonight. or whatever. RAWR.

ps lmao spinal tap on live earth. THE DEEPER THE CUSHION THE BETTER THE PUSHIN'.